Tammy (age 4) was looking at her rather wrinkled Granny, when she said,

"Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

Susan (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 

"Please don't give me juice again."  she said.  "It makes my teeth cough!"

Jack (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby sister. 

After a while he asked, "Mom, why have you got two?  Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

Trent (age 3) "Stop teasing me, Mom, I know they're my feet.",

when he was told his shoes were on the wrong feet.

Gemma (age 5) "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email.",

misquoting the Lord's Prayer.

Caitlin (age 5) "This is the biggest CD I've ever seen!",

upon seeing a record for the first time.

    Josh (age 3) "Daddy, did your hair slip?",

to his balding but bearded father.

Amy (age 6) "There's no one in there!",

when she saw her Dad hanging pictures and tapping the walls to find the support beams.

Jared (age 4) "Daddy looked underneath, it must be written on the bottom.",

that's how his Dad knew the genders of four new baby kittens!